I love me some Twitter.
There’s a saying that Twitter makes you want to drink with people you’ve never met, while Facebook makes you want to stab people you know.
So, so true.
My favorite thing about Twitter (besides #wineparty) is the hilarious tweets.
Here are some of my favorite tweets of 2011.
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I strive to make your tweet list of 2012.
New goal. Actually, I think it may just make my resolution post tomorrow.
SurferWife recently posted..SurferWife’s New Year’s Resolutions – Part I
That would be sofa king awesome, especially since I just made a mustache ride confession on your blog. hahaha
Those are awesome. I can just picture Grandma driving us around in her minivan while we are drinking from pimp cups.
Jessica recently posted..Sweet Dreams, iPods, and A New Sister
We get the back seat, remember? #fightmob
I have never heard that twitter/FB saying, but I love it & so true! Whyisdaddycryin’s tweet is hilarious! I will drive you and your pimp cups around in my van any day of the week.
Elena recently posted..A Clark Griswold Christmas Blogcation
We have dibs on the back seat with the TVs.
Yeah! Gotta love me some Twitter faves… and dead hookers.
Wait. Whut?
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I almost hate myself for not posting one of your tweets. They are epic epicness.
Goal of 2012 is to make this list. My favorite tweet is definitely VerifiedDrunk’s. Hilarious.
Jessica recently posted..Review of 2011
PS–That FB/Twitter quote is da bomb.
Jessica recently posted..Review of 2011
haha Me too.
Snort! And #mmmvodka
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Totally off topic but I love your new layout!
I’m guessing ‘Make Carri’s best tweets of 2012′ will be on many people’s resolution list!
Alison@Mama Wants This recently posted..Letter From a One Year Old
Yeah, now I have to write down a resolution….make Carri’s tweet list
glad I found your blog and twitterz this year. Thanks for the laughs
Lance recently posted..Moving
Makes me want to quit my day job so I can stay home and think up cool tweets!…wait, I don’t have a day job!…that was tweet worthy right there, wasn’t it!…
Sandra recently posted..An ode to my ex-husband
I love twitter.
I think twitter , oh, I should save it for a post.
But, yes…twitter. SO MUCH MORE FUN than FB.
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Awww…I fucking love you, bitch
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You get some of the BEST tweets.
Probably because you send the best tweets.
Happy New Year
I hope it’s all kinds of fabulous for you!
Kimberly at Rubber Chicken Madness recently posted..My Addled Brain
–>I love The Twitter too. Maybe a little too much….
@debthaxton
WebSavvyMom recently posted..Wordless Wednesday – Dog Tired
Note to self: Work extra hard at making my tweets Carri worthy…
Kimberly recently posted..Look For The Girl With The Cracked Smile.
Sneezing 9 times and not spilling a drop of drink is a legend in my book. Plain and simple that lady is a legend.
Isn’t there a movie where a woman has an orgasm every time she sneezes? Lovemymartini must have been exhausted…
WG
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That is one hell of a way to end the year! So freakin’ funny! Seriously, I damn near peed myself once or twice reading those tweets!
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LMAO!!!
Awesome.. I love those.
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