Mommy's Little Monster Blake

I Believe I’ll Have Another Martini

Happy Thursday!

Today I’m linking up with Mama Kat for her Writer’s Workshop. The prompt: List 5 things we don’t know about you, 5 things you’re knowledgeable about, 5 things you know nothing about, and 5 things you believe.

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Five Things You Don’t Know About Me

1. I’ve never smoked a cigarette.

2. I’ve never taken or smoked an illegal drug, including pot.

3. I have, however, tried dip, and I don’t recommend it.

4. I hate the smell of cinnamon. Let’s just say I’ve had a bad experience with After Shock.

5. I’m not into romance.

 

Five Things I Know

1. I know that clowns are facking creepy.

2. I know I want Samuel L. Jackson to read “Go The F*ck To Sleep” to me every. single. night.

3. I know I should stop being so hard on myself.

4. I know I watch too much Dateline.

5. I know a lot about these four legged beasts.

 

Five Things I Know Nothing About

1. I don’t know why Blake wants to sleep in on school days and not on days off.

2. I don’t know why people turn into giant a-holes around Christmastime.

3. I don’t know what the big deal is with Shark Week.

4. I don’t know why I can’t leave Target without spending over $100.

5. I don’t know why girls continue to wear booty shorts with UGGs.

 

Five Things I Believe

1. I believe most people are good.

2. I believe that, if life gives you lemons, you should stuff them in your bra.

3. I believe that children should never wake up before 8am.

4. I believe in following your gut.

5. I believe I’ll have another martini.

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